You rinkled old bastard,

What is a ASKard?ย 

ASKard (noun): A non-screen production credit also knowed by "minhas calinadas" verbal's that is usual on the end accompanie by the finger sometimes in my conversations or at some point to provoque a silence or a awkward one or a mindblowing usualy no more than half a minute at the end of the same. Named because cos sometimes conversation are purely bullshit any non profit participatory participants. The constantly use may provoque lonelyness looks of contempt and disdain.

# 2010 These days the fantastic and the extraordinary have been trivialized and made the new normal.

#23196 Freedom is not just physical freedom, it is social and psychological.

#24061 We evolve technologically and human beings remain the same.

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#24050 One of this days i dont know!, but... i am pretty sure it's not gonna be pretty. Just saying...

#24051 In a forest or in a pot, planting something and watching it grow teachesย 

patience, dedication and observation.

Sure, things that this new generation is used to even because they have screens and scrolling.

#24052 Art and culture are a path to happiness and purpose building, as science shows

(including creating, writing, painting, photographing, inventing... and not just consuming them)

#24053 Human beings are the only beings that need stories, to tell themselves, because they need to give meaning to their lives.

#24054 Nature, says the science of happiness, is a regenerator of vitality and health, and it needs us to love it and regenerate it back - the greatest urgency in our entire history.

#24055 .!. and i solemnly swear... ahahah .!.

#24056 Lino everything you own is vintage. Lino you are vintage.

Yes, i know and i love'it and as far i am aware and know i did not fucking ask'you nothing.

Beside i don't care about your opinion or even others.

#24057 The future is what you make'it of'it. well this days ... hmm, its not like that...

you all eventually gonna figure'it out on of this days, in the future... is not you but "they"...

i know i'm crazy...

#24058 With me there is only a chance for those I give or leave and if I remember correctly you there is no chance, much less a hypothesis, not even the hypotenuse.

#24059 About climate changes, everytime is getting and gonna be worst and basicly are consequences from the consequences. About that there is or are no doubt.

#24060 Com tanta gente com ensino superior e cada vez mais nรฃo รฉ nem serรก preciso ser-se um gรฉnio

(por falar nisso, oohhh puta se quizeres eu dou-te uma lรขmpada e o resultado รฉ e sem acentos haha)

para se chegar a conclusรฃo que, o futuro "efectivamente" como os GNR dizem serรก trolhas com curso superior a dar ordens a robรดs que vรฃo reconhecer e abodecer atรฉ ao ladrar do cรฃo para ir la fora e gente formada a dar ordens a AI que serรก mais inteligente do que quem darรก ou estarรก a dar-lhe as ordens. ahah e temos gente formada a trabalhar em caixas e eteceteras...

deve ser para serem mais cordiais e civicos. ahahย 

mas atรฉ essas sentem a "nexexidade" como dizia o diรกcono, dos piropos e atenรงรฃo dos trolhas...ahah.

Mas eu nรฃo percebo nada disto nem quero...

#24062 I will continue to say: Continuing to see and in view of the things I saw and see todayย 

the father of the internet must be very fucking proud. (and this last phrase said in walter's voice)

#24063 O que รฉ que eu acho? Sรณ quando eu era miudo e nรฃo foi a olhar para o chรฃo nem guito, muito menos foi alguma coisa interessante. Foi na areia da praia com um detector dos 90's presente de Natal. Agora dizem que sรฃo melhores, encontram ouro e tudo mas nunca mais me perguntem porque nem tenho nem nunca mais comprei nenhum. - Nada.

#24074 I hope you let a suspended coffee or and enpanada... We never know: the day after tomorrow.

#24075 Cos it's 29 today.

How long the idea of a leap been arround ? โ€” As far NG teached'me 2,262 year's.

#24077 I saw the newscast today. Elections and about another Putin threat.

โ€” I admite, I just fucking wasted 30min of my life. Simple 24061

#24078 Anita, darling you are a woman right ? โ€” Really Lino!, what give'it away.

#24079 no, no, no... Don't interrupt the cicle. The machine knows what is he doing.

#24080 ย Laundry day is the only exciting day on the clothes life.

The watching machine is like the night club.

#24081ย  Let's face'it, a date is a job interview who last all night. The only difference is on the job interview we don't have a chance to end'up naked on the end'of'it. Well in my times sure dont.

#24082 Anita, one more thing regarding sexual activity. Extritly prohibited

but if have must, do us a big favor, do'it in the tube.

#24083 really !? two bedrooms !! Why tha fuck do i need two bedrooms.

I allteady have enough trouble having activity in one.

#24084 2 min! Believe'me i know her, 2 min aahh. By her conception of time her life will last 2000 years.

#24085 Lino, we should do this again. Do you wanna come upstairs to some coffee?!

- ohhh nahh thanks. I cant drink coffee at night keep me up's all night.

#24086 I don't know what your parents did to you.

#24087 ohhh, you're such a wuss.

#24088 People don't turn down money. It's what separates us from animals.

#24089 You probably should break the prozac's in half.

#24090 ย Stories are important but they are delicated things.

#24092 Top summer priority?! โ€”ย  A river, lakes or a tub, my girlfriend looks amazing naked.ย 

#24093 We have to bring back shame. We simple have and must to.

#24094 When i have to be sinical about love you simple just have to say.ย 

#24095 You are beautiful, in a boring way.ย 

#24096 So you just gonna shagg'her in here.ย 

#24097 I allmost just forget the sound of your voice.ย 

#24098 ย Just give'it a sec. It take a while to kick'in.

#24099 They are perfect for each other, he dont talk, she dont listen.

They don't even need to get married.

#24100 Choose your next words very carefully.

#24101 I've been preoccupied lately with questions of morality. Right or wrong, Good and Evil. Sometimes the delineation between the two is a short line, sometimes is a blur

and often is like pornography, you know when you see'it.

This questions, this questions are vitals ones because they tether us to each other, to humanity.

Not everyone see this way only the blur.

#24102 ย There are people who talk and say war.

War suggest both sides stand equaly chances of winning.ย 

#24103 Just like i said in #2010...in climate, extreme weather and radical events appear to have become the new normal and regulars to. Things are happening that are unprecedented.ย 

Well #2010 have countless applications.

#24104 Hey! we have nick names for each other now? I'm gonna call you mine.

You do that and the police will gonna be calling'you missing.

#24105 Nothing in our history could prepare'me for that response.ย 

#24106 We were good together.ย 

#24107 Off course Lino looks sexy in her new clothes. He is my sexy muffin.ย 

#24108 You are extremely attractive, you gorgeous and when i am looking at you

i cant even remember my name.ย 

#24109 You're luscious. You're ravishing. I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of your thong.ย 

#24110 You are dating that woman ?! โ€” wow, you're becoming one of the glitterati.

What's that?! โ€” You know, people who glitter.ย 

#24111 Just because i ask'him to go upstairs he thought he was going downtown.

#24112 I'm very lucky to be surrounded by so much stupidnessy.

#24113 I think sometimes the real help is let'her be.ย 

#24114 Is so perfect i cant see a flaw. Yeah...i'm pretty sure time will do her magic..keep locking.ย 

#24115 ok, yeah... well you all can conduct this pshyco convention in the end of the hall.ย 

#24116 My beautiful tangled hair are historic remains of once a great society of hair.ย 

#24117 This summer promises to be extraordinarily amazing, in the least to me.

top of the mountains, wind farm's and sunset's boat and beach music party's,

and some like in old'days without pre-knowing or shared location. โ€” Yeah, life is good indeed.

โ€” ย I think the "old'days" have like a magical mysticism and energy what is very distinct from this days.

#24118 I think the "old'days" have like a magical mysticism and energy what is very distinct from this days

My personal opinion is cos back in tha days there was and there could be "secrets, secrecy, mysteries, enigmas". Nowadays and in today's world, not only because of people and science none of that exists,

nor in a certain way can or could exist. except for governments and that type of extracts and class,

if you know what i mean. Yeah !!! i know i'm always right, never wrong...

#24119 A security idea for android, well, a log with the screen unlock information, firgerprint, pattern or code, because that means 71% sleep with or next to their smartphone and not everyone wakes up because their fingers or hand are touched and independent of the existence and shared data of the digital well-being option. But from what I see, no one cares about privacy or security.

#24120 Unconscious are people who don't realize "how the world is" currently, not to mention people.

#24121 I know what i stand for and what i believe in it, i am not gonna apologize for that.

#24122 Life is just a blink.

#24123 Way do you think you are not dificult? Cos you dress casual and you sleep with a lot of guys?!

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#24124 We're all looking for someone whose demons mesh well with ours.

#24125 What she does ?! โ€” She makes'me happy. What i do? โ€” I make her happy.

#24126 I didnt know Gap for Kids have a pimp department.

#24127 Hulala!! I am making mental pictures for later.

#24128 Good God human. Can you see the color of your shoes ?!

#24129 Eva is not an apple and i'm not a farm or a farmer.

#24130 Listen blondie minorca i know you can be the new vice president of the seducing cabana boys but i'm flatered and i'm good, so enjoy.

#24131 I don't know, she's not my type.

She likes a certain self-absorbed crazy neediness that I seem to feed on.

#24132 My silence... the bark of the hell house.

#24133 Sorry gorgeous! you have been unpromoved to a house cat.

#24134 Dibs na puta da boazona.

#24135 Best sex of your life! That sentence last longer.

#24137 FREEDOOMMM.. Leave me alone, I watched Brave Heart.

#24138 But you go long enough without a man and you know what happens? I don't know.

#24139 Let me ask you something. When you tilt your head to the side does it sound like a rain stick?

#24140 You know i allways rock'you like a huricane.

#24140 Every society has a diferent standard of beauty.

#24141 She!! She is one of those de'nile is a River is England. Ahahah

#24142 ohhh comeon, do'me the favor and turn your nose to the sun to i know what time is'it.

#24143 If she's not so much in prozac she could cry.

#24144 Girl at least in my bedroom is not only a girl show.

#24155 Luck can be in her side but lady Luck is my bitch.

#24146 I know how fun It is to make terrible decisions or rather I should say. I know that you have a brain that's expressly designed to make terrible decisions. So I'm not even that mad about it, you know.

#24147 That's called the power vacum. when the dominant faction grows old and another rises'up to take his place.

#24148 I'm such a looser! Come on girls, lets get you undressed and take some pictures.

#24149 You never to old for a litle spanking. I hope i never am.

#24149 God! my life is exausting. and this concludes the today episode of this old man.

#24150 Back is beautiful. Hers.

#24151 Try to anoy this .!. till spit in your face. 6xalant.

#24152 This place is creapy. Yeah, lets go shave your legs babe.

#24153 Sometimes when we don't have nothing to say we don't talk.

#24154 People need monsters otherwise they become ones.

#24155 To evil! That is like to ask if internet have to much porno.

#24156 Everything what is natural grows.

#24157 My silence is sometimes a reminder that not everything has to have an answer.

#24158 Should i book'you to a ceel with the Hook and the penguin?.

#24159 "Fanny !? As in Touchy!?ย  Yeah, and you've got a big rack and we are all God's childrens."

#24160 There's something diferent about you! There is your hair ? Nooo. You are holding a book.

#24161 Look at her, like a shaved ape.

#24162 Sometimes we have to forgive people just to have'them in our life.

#24163 Lino, why they get smarter after the divorce?! โ€” because you find them in high school.

#24164 I'm a pain in the ass expectations.

#24165 "Toilet paper is exact the same and will be on the next thousand years.

Its paper rolled in a tube and thats it."

#24166 You know how hard is telling people i know'you.

#24167 AI !... Scary at first, but you get usted just like fire.

#24168 Just give'it a sec. It takes a while to kick'in.

#24169 I can be old but there are two things i know about the 60's, i wasn't born yet and i don't careโœŒ๏ธย 

#24170 History is maded by the individual not by the masses.ย 

#24171 Knock, knock...Who's there?! To late, i'm here .ย 

#24172 Show off ?!! I think is more show up.

#24173 I'm briliant and not clairvoyant.

#24174 This! This is where the fun begins.ย 

#24175 Yes!, sometimes i fix things. MacGyver style.

#24176 That is the scary girl i talk'you about.

#24177 "You remember fun?! That thing we usted to have before "this" magic".

#24178 Very artistic. Sure, thats the word.ย 

#Against facts there are not arguments. Ohhh and I have a lot.ย 

#Talk amongst yourselves like if it was the 90's.

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