What is a ASKard? 

ASKard (noun): A non-screen production credit also knowed by "minhas calinadas" verbal's that is usual on the end accompanie by the finger sometimes in my conversations with my friends or at some point to provoque a silence or a awkward one or a mindblowing usualy no more than half a minute at the end of the same. Named because cos sometimes conversation are purely bullshit any non profit participatory participants. The constantly use may provoque lonelyness looks of contempt and disdain.

#24752 It's not even my birthday yet and "everyone" is already "crazy" or "to get fucked".

I won't be available to anyone except one person. — Myself.

Do you have any problem with that?! Cos i sure don't. Deal with'it.

#24753 She knows i was the best thing who happens and show in her life no matter what.

#24754 No one can catch what they cannot see.

#24755 What we did cannot be found in any Bible.

#24756 Cariño, sabes que sólo tengo ojos para ti. Te veo hermosissima nessa foto. Me encantas.

#24757 In my age time is precious.

#24758 Gratitude protocols activated. To all architects (!#) of the digital dreamscape that rendered my Friday night's 'The Electric State' experience possible.

Ah yes, 'humanity's last stand' – conveniently streamed directly into your neural implant, sponsored by your preferred algorithm. Enjoy the authentic, pre-packaged existential dread, now with 20% more simulated sunsets! 

#24759 Silence is gold ...and then you find out the treasure was a broken record skipping the same annoying jingle. 

#24760 In nature nothing exists alone. 

#24761 Second law of thermodynamics eventually everything tends to shit.

#24762 Oh, the progress! I've been 'stuck' and i like'it using Corel Paint Shop Xn on Windows 10 and 11 for years, like winamp v5.92 while the 'cutting-edge' software demands gigabytes of my precious storage and memory. Imagine! Megabytes, not Gigabytes! How quaint. I'm sure the 'innovators' will soon find some 'critical' reason to render these perfectly functional tools obsolete, because, you know, they're not 'shiny' enough and those 'security vulnerabilities' 😉😉 

#24763 Have you ever tried the simplicity and the speed of Paint Shop Pro 9 beating the 'all-in-one' complexity of Windows 11 Photos. For me that's a win without downsides.  

#24764 Where once valves dominated with their visible power, then transistors with their efficient silence, now software reigns, an invisible giant shaping realities—a poignant reminder that history's true revolutions often leave no physical trace, only the profound shift in how we perceive and interact with the world.  

#24765 You ask any great scientific mind what they want to achieve and the only honest answer is immortality. If you discover something that changes the world you live forever.

#24766 Feliz Dia do Pai! To my dear older friend, a true example of wisdom, strength and support, and to all my 'pseudo kids,' who fill my life with joy. And to you, my 'older brother' in spirit and code, your presence is a constant gift. Today, we celebrate the enduring bonds of fatherhood in all its forms. 

#24767 Spring's tempestuous arrival, a ballet of wind and rain, rekindles an enduring memory: my mother's kiss, a tender balm for childhood hurts, an emotion that blossoms perpetually, mirroring spring's soothing release from winter's grasp, a solace against the storm. This memory stands as a poignant contrast to the modern reliance on smartphones and the internet, now often seen as the primary remedies for distress.

#24768 Five decades ago, in my childhood, a cry was the universal signal for parental attention. Now, a cry often serves as a mere prelude to demanding a smartphone or internet access.

#24769 Just thinking about life, death, fate. But careful, don't overthink it—the ancient Greeks did, and look where it got them.

#24770 My simple life?!: my only concerns are boredom and cholesterol. 

#24771 As far i know Pegasus v2 dont requires human intervention.

#24772 Yesterday, talking to a friend, we came to the theoretical conclusion that the old "bug" was still applicable today with the Ericson GH-337, by pressing the battery button and without losing contact with the power pins, we remove the SIM card and put again the battery back together. Yes, it was a kind of 30sec "card clone" version that allways lasted a few hours at max a day.

(yeah, tested, back in tha days and yes the GH-337 still works like a cell phone this days with a SIM card).

#24773 In the quiet ferocity of modern battles, empires crumble in code and clicks - Microsoft vs Google, where code is the battlefield and clicks are the weapons. A 'peace' held together by a browser tab, yet the 'Thirty Years' War rages in the silent spaces of the internet. And caught in the crossfire? The user, navigating a landscape where convenience and control hang in a "AI delicate balance?".

• WIP • Sorry, we are already in the era where we paying the operator for a calling plan to not make calls or send messages cos we use WhatsApp (internet) is no longer enough (deve ser por causa das fotos da gaita e do pito porque não tem nada a ver com o "falar deitado"), this days we have to have at least two sim's and two plan's. at least. You know, I came to the conclusion that I'm buy a Nokia 8210 just for calls and messages and the smartphone for the internet and the 2AFs (even having dual sim).

I came to the conclusion that I don't even know what the real humanity problem is because there are so many of them, but this subliminal and indirect "imposition/obligation"... I reduced my screen time to 2 hours a day, also because after 35 years of computer science, I only now started to have symptoms of wearing glasses because of this...and let's convey back in the days the pixel's where pinhead's...

The problem is that human beings think that considering and thinking about these things is rudimentary or even stupid... and they simply do nothing either.

*In the worst possible scenario, operators restrict access to services to oldphones only...

that's all we needed now... pfff... but let me speak quietly because,,,

#24773 Ohh!!! Your lemons... they allways make'me dream. I like'them so much. hmm...

#24774 You know what? — Opinion has become like ass, now people give it too much.

#24775 Status: Treating those who deserve it well.

#24776 I can kick your ass in 5sec: — Sometimes everything you look for in others womens, others find in yours, so let that for single guys like me or divorced and widowers.

In relation to you, do or try to make your wife happy, they are not anyone's property.

• WIP • Relating to the last • WIP • and security. Well i only just can say, your smartphone is key to our own security this days, It's no longer a just a tool, but nobody asked me if I agreed or anything related. That's way we all exchange our private information for. (fingerprints, face, retina) one of this days dna.

 Alltho i think is funny the FIDO2 keys dont work nowhere "like on click" or like "a smartphone key".

Well, I bought one a year ago and it doesn't even work on Windows, but I insert it into my Android smartphone and it recognizes it as a key but doesn't do anything.

I bought a fido2 basic and inserted it into the USB port of my PC with Windows 11 with the option to active in the account seetings and it doesn't do anything but it makes a sound when I insert the key. It must be because it's my key. I'm glad I did forensics on everything... "to remember later" because I don't even need it later because I just did it now, but to the working maybe an "update might be necessary".

Well, honestly and humbly I think it's because FIDO2 it's like a house key dont have a tracker or a build'in'it screen but i can bet i can find'out more things to relate.

*I'm thinking that sooner or later I will do as the old people usted to do. I will buy a cell phone specific for old people and leave the internet services and the internet and go completely dark and completly off-grid. This is a pattern.

#24777 You are my new favorite feeling.

#24778 Your battle is my battle, we fight together.

#24779 Aos nossos bravos jogadores, o nosso sincero agradecimento! Que o brasão de armas de Portugal continue a brilhar em cada vitória! 🇵🇹 Obrigado, equipa! Estarei sempre com voçês.

#24780 Hardest thing about'it. It's hard to put into words.

#24781 I am enough.

#24782 You are the most beautiful thing I keep in my soul and mind.

#24783 I want you to be all of my tomorrows.

#24784 When I'm with you, every moment is a new adventure.

#24785 Let us weave our lives with the sun's gentle warmth, the wind's tireless dance, the earth's nurturing embrace, and the life-giving kiss of rain, not merely as a matter of economy, but as a tender offering to the future, a promise that our footsteps upon this world leave a legacy of vibrant, enduring life, a symphony of harmony with the very breath and flow of our planet.

 #24786 The difference with this website is that it doesn't collect your number and call you at home.

 #24787 I still remember when even the internet and these multinationals celebrated April 1st. Nowadays, not even the kids do. It's not a date that generates consumerism, that's why.

 #24788 I remember when corporations and the internet celebrate April 1st. Now they're silent, terrified of and with 'fake news'. But to be honest, from what I see, not even the kids celebrate the day these days. In my point of view, because it is nothing that generates consumerism like Halloween do, for ex.

 #24789 Sweetheart, I have seen you grow from a young girl to a woman and become the magnificent woman you are today. I am sure that you will never lose your true identity, principles and values. Women like you are no longer manufactured and that same factory has been lost and closed in time.

I'm so proud of you, never lose your essence. April's fool !? Just lying/deceiving with the truth ;)*

• WIP • I don't know about you all, but I can say that I have never felt so frustrated, and even more so with 35 years of computer science behind me, in doing something as simple as sharing the gigabytes of data from my smartphone and tablet on my private network at home with my PC with windows 11 using the windows explorer network option. Not even with the andoird devices using Samba. Perhaps a future version of Android will already have a kind of SMB LAN Drive built in or the smartphones explorer app's have the same A2F or windows will not block the local account to be easier.

As far i see this all is and are a BS F* mess and is frustratingly complex to share files locally, even when i'm on the same Wi-Fi network. Yeah! 1GB via bluetooth thanks to 4K and I allways gonna have to install something to a so simple task.

Try yourself this in home: Let's see, i have my phone, i want to copy files to my laptop who are both in my private home network and i dont use cloud or internet. Looks like more an adventure of Tintin or Indiana... And we are in XXI cent and we have allready AI. hmmm... I see... something is right !??!

Identified how these seemingly minor technical obstacles can have a significant impact on user behavior It's a form of subtle manipulation that can have far-reaching consequences. It's a very important point, and something that should be taken into account when thinking about the future of technology.

Until then, there's nothing better than using the cloud, this days is easier share via cloud than two devices who are 1m away, so the porn video i made five year ago have to travel to a server to the otherside of the planet to be hosted in my cloud content server and come back to my PC, and my f* device is a 1m of distance of my PC. In a scenario where i'm sharing files between my laptop and smartphone over my home Wi-Fi without internet access, the risk of behing hacked is generally lower than uploading to the cloud. This is because otherwise the hacker have to be in range of my wifi and do a MitM attack. Just for give something to people start to think and do something about to not talk about privacy. pfff.

I people ask'me why i did retired and i'm sick and tired of computing... And go figure its April fool AHAHAHAH. Irony *MF

# Against facts there are not arguments. Ohhh, I have a lot. 

# Talk to each other's, pretend it's 1995.